It’s Caturday, and I have decided to expand my definition once again to include not just animals but also things that aren’t alive that look like things that are alive.
So I present to you angry slippers yelling at you:
What are they yelling about?
"C’mon, man, wash your feet first!"
"Keep us off the cold tile floor you jerk!"
"Store us next to those yakkity flip-flops again and we’ll make sure the cat leaves you a ‘present’ before you stick your feet in us next time!"
"We’re a pair of slippers, not a pareidolia of slippers!"
"Wear socks with us again and we swear we’re calling Stacey London!"
These slippers were a gift from my mother-in-law to The Little Astronomer, which just goes to show you the world’s a pretty funny place if you keep your eyes open and sense of humor primed.
Related posts:
- Xtolocaturday
- Caturday nights all right for fighting
- A foxy Caturday
- Languid Caturday
Full story at http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2011/04/16/angry-slippers-are-angry/
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